"Oh, no, I tried. Believe me I tried." Briggs carefully mimes a jerking off motion. Very careful not to touch anything. "When that didn't work, I tried ignoring it. That, uh... well, you can see how well that's working out." He's really regretting the decision to wear jeans. Despite how agonizingly uncomfortable it is, he manages to not tear his jeans off.

He leans back on the bed, half laying on it. "So... we just wait this thing out or what? Just moving makes my dick feel like it's on fire."